Others Blame Andy

andy made me drop the ball
i was talking to this amazing woman after a party i was going to got raided and the venue we went to was about to get raided too. then she left. probably going back too haiti to do more good. my question is... did andy call the cops at the party so i would meet this girl just to call the cops again so i would have her snatched away just to break my heart? if so, when is andy going to try something new as this is just the same old song.... BLAME ANDY!
By: same old song   
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I ralely needed to find this info, thank God!... BLAME ANDY!
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With the bases loaded you srtcuk us out with that answer!... BLAME ANDY!
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Everybody Blames Somebody Sometimes
Have a bone to pick with some jerk who did you wrong? Pissed?! Dont take it out on them, theyre never gonna pay for your car they smashed when they had no insurance, so-Blame Andy. thats what I do and it makes me feel so much better! My life has never gone better! I laugh at war movies now, I cry at comedies, life has never been better. Thanks Andy. I blame YOU!!!... BLAME ANDY!
By: no longer need shrink   
Release delayed, again!
Despite our best effort, release was delayed by a week again. Of course, we all know who is causing all the last minute panick and heart attacks - Andy!... BLAME ANDY!
By: Frustrated developer   
Getting pulled over for talking on my cell phone
It's YOUR fault, Andy, that the police have nothing better to do than give me a ticket for talking on my cell phone, not wearing my seatbelt, and having no current proof of insurance. YOU did this to me. Thanks a lot. Oh, and by the way, I'd love to see the photos you took of me and Del Casher at the Luxe Hotel last Wednesday!!... BLAME ANDY!
By: Laura   
 
 
Management Says:  It is the job and duty of every male sworn peace officer to stop foxy women and hit on them, Laura. Lighten up. The man was just doing his job. As far as some photos, some weird dude swiped my camera and stickers and is hitting on women all over town. If you see him, give him a hug for me.
 
Giving me a nasty cold
Andy gave me a really nasty cold on purpose, just because I'm pregnant.... BLAME ANDY!
By: Kristina   
trip to the stars
Hello Andy- I would love to see the photos from 4/13 from Heavy Water Experiments. Oh and yes, in spirit of your website I'm blaming you from taking my focus away from vocalizing to figure out how to contact you. Sincerely, Kataina... BLAME ANDY!
By: Katarina   
 
 
Management Says:  Andy, who was listening to your CD today and actually became less evil because of it would be glad to share his work with you... Just drop a line.
 
My Toyota
It is all your fault that my Toyota 4runner broke down in the middle of a busy street. It is really like the problems that everybady talking about on TV. All of sudden, the car stop responding to the gas. I guess I should blame Toyota, too, ha? Well, now I feel a little better. Thanks Andy. ... BLAME ANDY!
By: Yukari   
Is Toyota Matrix really a Yugo
Andy said i should buy the new 2010 Toyota Matrix S and being a trusting fellow, I took his advice. Within months the car was covered with dings, dents and scratches, the carpet and floor mats are wearing out and the clutch chatters. The exterior metal feels like recycled TV dinner plates and the plastic like what you get your cookies in. Ditto the interior. Last time I heard of a car falling apart like this was the Yugo. Has andy invaded the minds of Toyota and convinced them that quality doesn't count?... BLAME ANDY!
By: Unhappy Camper   
Apology
Last night I was rude to Andy. It was totally his fault but I still want to apologize. I was embarassed by his enthusiastic attention and responded by being blunt and impolite. I'm sorry if I embarassed him in kind, or hurt his feelings. Although I privately take responsibility for that moment, I will publicly continue to.... ... BLAME ANDY!
By: That Bitch from Last Night   
 
 
Management Says:  andy doesn't condone that kind of abuse but understands it. ever since the plague and the inquisition (see story of andy), it has been an ongoing but acceptible fact. andy was hoping u would want to make it up to him...?
 
andy didnt tell me i may look silly wearing the evil queen costume from snow white
Enter your sad/lame/sick story here. You might want to look at "Why?" and "How?" first.... BLAME ANDY!
By: victor charmkin   
Loose Canon is right
That character taking pictures all over the place got a shot of me hitting on a cutie and my old lady has me sleeping on the couch. Calls himself LooseCanonArt.com and if you see him, tell him I will be more than happy to stick that damn Canon S90 where the sun never shines. Think BlameAndy has something to do with this because the guy is also named Andy...... BLAME ANDY!
By: Doing without   
Cheating
I masterbated with my other hand. I felt so dirty. I couldn't forgive myself for cheating. I had to break up with myself. It was the hardest thing I had ever done. I couldn't forgive myself. So now I'm breaking up with myself. I never knew love could be so hard. I may take myself back some day, but as of now..no way. I want to make myself suffer. I've been scorned and I don't take it lightly. Fuck myself! See if I care.... BLAME ANDY!
By: Born too loose   
 
 
Management Says:  Breaking up is hard to do but sometimes best.