Others Blame Andy

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trip to the stars
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Hello Andy- I would love to see the photos from 8/18/10 from Heavy Water Experiments. Oh and yes, in spirit of your website I'm blaming you from taking my focus away from vocalizing to figure out how to contact you. Sincerely, Kataina... BLAME ANDY!
By: Katarina
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Management Says: Andy, who was listening to your CD today and actually became less evil because of it would be glad to share his work with you... Just drop a line.
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My Toyota
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It is all your fault that my Toyota 4runner broke down in the middle of a busy street. It is really like the problems that everybady talking about on TV. All of sudden, the car stop responding to the gas. I guess I should blame Toyota, too, ha? Well, now I feel a little better. Thanks Andy. ... BLAME ANDY!
By: Yukari
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Is Toyota Matrix really a Yugo
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Andy said i should buy the new 2010 Toyota Matrix S and being a trusting fellow, I took his advice. Within months the car was covered with dings, dents and scratches, the carpet and floor mats are wearing out and the clutch chatters. The exterior metal feels like recycled TV dinner plates and the plastic like what you get your cookies in. Ditto the interior. Last time I heard of a car falling apart like this was the Yugo. Has andy invaded the minds of Toyota and convinced them that quality doesn't count?... BLAME ANDY!
By: Unhappy Camper
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Apology
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Last night I was rude to Andy. It was totally his fault but I still want to apologize. I was embarassed by his enthusiastic attention and responded by being blunt and impolite. I'm sorry if I embarassed him in kind, or hurt his feelings. Although I privately take responsibility for that moment, I will publicly continue to.... ... BLAME ANDY!
By: That Bitch from Last Night
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Management Says: andy doesn't condone that kind of abuse but understands it. ever since the plague and the inquisition (see story of andy), it has been an ongoing but acceptible fact. andy was hoping u would want to make it up to him...?
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andy didnt tell me i may look silly wearing the evil queen costume from snow white
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Enter your sad/lame/sick story here.
You might want to look at "Why?" and "How?" first.... BLAME ANDY!
By: victor charmkin
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Loose Canon is right
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That character taking pictures all over the place got a shot of me hitting on a cutie and my old lady has me sleeping on the couch. Calls himself LooseCanonArt.com and if you see him, tell him I will be more than happy to stick that damn Canon S90 where the sun never shines. Think BlameAndy has something to do with this because the guy is also named Andy...... BLAME ANDY!
By: Doing without
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Cheating
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I masterbated with my other hand. I felt so dirty. I couldn't forgive myself for cheating. I had to break up with myself. It was the hardest thing I had ever done. I couldn't forgive myself. So now I'm breaking up with myself. I never knew love could be so hard. I may take myself back some day, but as of now..no way. I want to make myself suffer. I've been scorned and I don't take it lightly. Fuck myself! See if I care.... BLAME ANDY!
By: Born too loose
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Management Says: Breaking up is hard to do but sometimes best.
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Manana
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I wrote in the station log that "the crew needs materials-manana" My boss said I should be more professional. Then I wrote "the crew needs materials, they will return manana". Then he got pissed off and wrote me up--30 days in the hole. It's Andy's fault. He taught me Spanish. I should never have tried to be bi-lingual. Andy you bastardo.... BLAME ANDY!
By: Rush
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SSL
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You know who this is and yes it was all your fault that the SSL was wrong!!!... BLAME ANDY!
By: Tyler
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Management Says: Of course it was Andy's fault. BFD. That don't take no brains. Why did Andy screw up the ssl is what takes one of at least average intelligence to figure out.
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Past Life w/ Andy
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Those things that Andy made me do many years ago has affected my memory-I have no idea where I am most of the time... BLAME ANDY!
By: Texas Karen
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Management Says: Probably a good thing... knowing Andy.
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Missed with no notice
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The Immigration services sent me a note that I have missed my Oath Ceremony on October 29, of which they have never imformed me in a first place. Now they will have to reschedule, and will probably forget to inform me again.... BLAME ANDY!
By: Un-sworn citizen
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Management Says: Dear Un-sworn... If you had read The Story of Andy, you would know that one of his favorite things is throwing a monkey wrench into peoples lives and further that he personally trains bureaucrats on how NOT to do things right.
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no website
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Deena has no website she can post her drawings at. That just sucks and it's all Andy's fault!... BLAME ANDY!
By: Anna
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Management Says: If Deena would actually use her noggin and look the site over, she would see that blameandy could build her just what she needs... But noooooooo! PS.. Deena, you with AbeLS?
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too tired to care
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Thanks for the late diagnosis of Lyme dease. Now I cant get my big butt off the couch... BLAME ANDY!
By: Desert Queen
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Chase to WAMU like Andy's customer service
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Did Andy have something to do with the JP Morgan Chase takeover of Washington Mutual Bank? Seems that everything from customer service to account management has Andy's imprint. Call and you get India or some such and you have to request an American. Some character who might be one of Andy's Disciples says he works directly with the CEO of Chase but cannot even fix a minor issue with a deposit. Andy, you outdid yourself.... BLAME ANDY!
By: Shopping banks
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Fess Up & Face the Music
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Shouldnt I always accept total responsibility for my actions?... BLAME ANDY!
By: D.D.
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Management Says: Being self-righteously indignant isn’t necessarily a fault D.D. but it could make you really tiresome to deal with. You can BLAMEANDY for that too.
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